Can i not drive my cunt home
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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