Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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