just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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