lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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