Dual....:-)
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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