I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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