and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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