clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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