no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I want her autograph on my taint
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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