Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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