Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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