Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
