he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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