ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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