Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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