I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ugly people sure do ruin things
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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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