I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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