I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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