Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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