Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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