dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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