I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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