You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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