So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just high enough for therapy.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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