I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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