Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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