sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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