it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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