the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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