Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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