Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Come on in and take your pants off
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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