Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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