You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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