you guys were way drunker than both of me
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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