why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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