i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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