I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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