R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
try to milk me bitch
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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