Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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