That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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