the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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