there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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