There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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