Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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