What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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