Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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