Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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