A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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