I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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