just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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