I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
BRING THE BAGELS
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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