Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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