Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Randomize
